• Marik:

    Say what you will about this game but it is the perfect Blair Witch Project simulator. You do nothing for a long time. And then at the end you feel very disappointed and confused and angry. . . .and sexy!

  • Bakura:

    I like that movie.

  • Marik:

    You like stupid things.

  • Bakura:

    Yes I do, Marik, yes I do.

my-skeletons:

Time out, he’s in the wall. I can’t kill him when he’s like that, that would be like cheating. Okay, time in!

I believe you can die!
I believe I will your thigh
I think about it every night and day
I’ll stab your face and your blood will spray!

I like to sing while I’m killing people. You know, technically this hospital should be thanking me. I’ve just given them a lot more business. 

Doctor! There’s something wrong with me! I can’t stop stabbing people! What would you prescribe? More stabbing? Well okay! If you insist!

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This is off to an amusing in a twisted and not insta-lulzy start.

  • Stan Gimble:

    Well, you might say I have a certain love affair with the human anatomy

  • Melvin:

    So you like fapping?

  • Gimble:

    An obsession, really. Prosthetics seemed a natural occupation in which to, uhh...focus my enthusiasm, as it were

  • Melvin:

    Well, you might want to stop by the hospital sometime because there are a lot of people who need new limbs

  • Gimble:

    Well, I came to realize I would never truly reach mastery in prosthetics... without knowing what it was like to have to use one.

  • Melvin:

    So I shoved a prosthetic arm up my bum. Didn't help, but at least I got that out of my system

  • Gimble:

    And so I decided quite out of the blue actually, to cut off my own arm

  • Melvin:

    Lovely

  • Gimble:

    My work, as you can well imagine, has quite improved since then

  • Melvin:

    My fapping, not so much

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